Dispatch No. 403612 -02
Form 3-22-75.6 ( not in triplicate and unsigned to protect the guilty )
TO: Commander, VI Corps Combat Engineers.
From: Research & B.S. Dept., Provost Marshal Sect., Kalamazoo Base Section.
SUBJECT: Annual Status Report of forum members.
742 members in the swing states of OH, VA, NV. & FL. have recieved robocalls from the D.N.C. stating that the VI Corps will be transfered to a very cold place if they believe Sarah Palin`s robocall.
166 members ordered M1932-5, Fluid, Keyboard, Type 74, using Requisition Form 9-62-13F from the 3-0Worst Quartermaster Supply Depot. They received instead a triplicate ration of Type 7S French Keyboard Fluid which only allowed the keys I,S,U,R,E,N,D,R to work.
13 members are in the Thoid Army stockade for not wearing leggings while scrambling eggs in their helmet.
47 members deleted their "Favorite Places" folder after reading the latest issue of "The Gestapo Garden Cookbook".
473 members were redirected to the Screamin Meanies website by parachutists disquised as 6th Corps MP`s. 312 of those members claim George Bush did it.
1 jarheard artillery officer is taking a pacific cruise on the taxpayers dime.
And finaly, 1 member was , like, sooo disappointed that Winston Churchill didnt appear when clicking the "PM" button.