0ne liners

[parker]

Your one liners are great.....Try these.

 

Truths adults have learned

 

1 Raising teenagers is like trying to nail jell-o to a tree.

 

2 If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts.

 

Truths children have learned

 

1 No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

 

2 When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

 

And my personal favorite.....

 

Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for which you would not take money.

 

Parker