HOW TO CALL a POLICEMAN

George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up

to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the

light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the

bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light

but saw that there were people in the shed stealing

things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your

house?" and he said no. Then they said that all

patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock

his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and

phoned the police ! again.

"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because

there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have

to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed

Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the

Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the

burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you

said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody

available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT...

Enlisted and was sent to Ft. Belvoir VA in '44. Near the end of training our whole group and many other groups were transferred to Camp Howze TX for Adv. Inf Training for 6 weeks as Inf. casualty replacements and then immediately sent overseas to ETO as Inf.

replacements. However, Combat Eng training was at least as tough as Inf. training. However, I sure recall the songs we sung on marches as Combat Engineers. "Ive been

working on the railroad", and the old King Cole song. "Old King Cole was a merry old soul , and called for his privates three. Beer, beer, beer said the privates, merry men are whe. No one else can drink more beer than a combat engineer. " And then up to the corporals, " we want a 3 day pass said the corporals, merry men are whe", and so on up through the ranks. Anone else remember the songs??? Sure wish I could really remember all the verses.. Just like the Jody "songs" and "Cadence counts". Seems like the new breed of our warriors seen to think that is something new. Not left over from many years ago. NOthing is new... Only a transition.

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Piper Cub 50 HP

1942 I was a 19-year-old kid with his first real job in a defense plant .A year before I enlisted in the Army Air Corp I received my pilot’s license. First you have to find some-one to turn the prop. so you can start the engine , then you taxi to the take off run way. Before take off you would turn 90 degrees, put on brakes and rev the engine full throttle and if it sounded ok you turn back 90 degrees and take off. You had to layout a triangle cross country course, I did that and with the instructor I completed the flight. Now I had to do it solo. I was to fly to Saginaw Michigan to Flint Michigan and back home. I took off headed to Saginaw, singing and eating a Powerhouse candy bar. I would look down and that would look like the RR track, and that would look like the little town. After about half an hour I was to be at Saginaw. Looking around all I saw was farmland. I climbed a few thousand feet, made a big circle and saw an airfield in the distance. I landed at the airfield and was ready to taxi to the tower. Now remember this, it was my first cross country and the wind was high and every time I took my feet off the brake I was blown to-ward the edge of the run-way. All I had to do was rev the engine and taxi to the tower, but I was not singing and eating a candy bar. I was worried about being blown off the runway.

Well you guessed it. I shut off the engine, got out, picked up the tail and pushed back to the tower and found that this was Flint tower. I now changed my flight Detroit to Flint to Saginaw back to Detroit. Year later I was an Army Cadet flying the PT-17 Stearman and the AT-6 Texan, I often wondered, could I pick up the tail of an AT-6 Texan?

Art a long ago airman?

This is for every one who has senior moments and wonders about

some past rememberances

I will start with my memory

In the service you were given your uniform and all that you need.

I was in the Air Corp Cadet at Gettysburg College and I seen

in my diary " went into town and bought a pair of shoes"

Now why would I buy shoes ? USE "REPLY" TO ANSWER AND ALSO TO

ASK ABOUT YOUR SENIOR MOMENT.

If you have a senior moment you wonder about

just click "REPLY" and enter your senior moment

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