6 pt test

Exercise of the brain


OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?


Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something

else. Try not to hurt yourself.


If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.


2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?


Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next

question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It

may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more

appropriate, such as Children's World."


If you said "water," proceed to question 3


3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from

blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is

made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?


Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green bricks," what

the devil are you still doing reading these questions?????


If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.


4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you

recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and

East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The

pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on

a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the third engine fails before he

has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the

middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would

you bury the survivors?. . in East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's



Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you

are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash.

Your efforts would not be appreciated


If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many

degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?


Answer: One degree. If you said, "360 degrees" or anything other than "one

degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are

obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and exit the room.



Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to

Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six

people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get

off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In

Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six

people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was

the name of the bus driver?


Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!


Art ,


You keep amazing me ..... :pdt34:


Yeah and I keep making a wrong turn in Swindon and want to head to Hungerford instead !


Oh Lordy, i made it to question 2.... :joker:


If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute

Does it really?

Or 1/60 of a revolution or 3 degrees?


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