Workshop Jokes, Stories, and Cartoons



Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and says, "We need some four-by-twos."


The clerk replies, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"


The guy scratches his head and says, "I'll go check," and goes back to the truck.


He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."


"All right. How long do you need them?"


The guy pauses for a minute and says, "I better go check." After a while, he returns to the office and says, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."


Oh and you think that's how we purchased the wood for our new room??? :lol::lol: Sounds like an up north thing. Ya, you flatlanders...

Marion J Chard
Proud Daughter of Walter (Monday) Poniedzialek
540th Engineer Combat Regiment, 2833rd Bn, H&S Co, 4th Platoon
There's "No Bridge Too Far"

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