A Tommy Dorsey Weekend for Lee and I
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What does a trombonist say when he knocks on your door?

Dominoes!

 

What is the definition of dissonance?

Two trombonists playing unison.

 

A trombonist and a snake lay dead in the middle of the road. What is the difference between the two?

The snake was on the way to a gig!

 

How can you tell that a kid at a playground is the son of a trombonist?

He can't swing and he complains about the slide.

 

How do you know when a trombone player is at your door?

The doorbell drags.

 

How many trombonists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.

 

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Maj Todd O. USMC, Retired
Grandson of LTC John O'Brien
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A Tommy Dorsey Weekend for Lee and I - by CaptO - 02-21-2008, 03:53 PM
A Tommy Dorsey Weekend for Lee and I - by CaptO - 02-21-2008, 11:09 PM
A Tommy Dorsey Weekend for Lee and I - by ND-Jim - 05-03-2008, 11:31 AM



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