Women behind the Wheel
Driving to the office this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 90 mph with her face right up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
Is scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusuin of trying to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, and fell into the coffee I had between my legs. Splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruin the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!
WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!