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WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN?
> > Some Southerners are
> > pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that
> > read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the
> > star signs and the people they represent, we need
> > symbols that all true Southerners understand
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> >
> > OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but
> > tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence.
> > An older Okra can look back over his life and see the
> > seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do
> > something good each day if you try.
> >
> > CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble
> > backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something
> > of himself if he is motivated and has lots of
> > seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful they
> > may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius.
> > Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
> >
> > BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an
> > overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the
> > surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep
> > into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you
> > are very intense and driven as if you had some inner
> > hunger. You love to stay busy and tend to work too
> > much. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry
> > you, so don't worry about it.
> >
> > MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that
> > spends a lot of time on the front porch. A cinch to
> > recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big
> > and round are the key words here. You should marry
> > anybody who you can get remotely interested in the
> > idea. It's not going to be easy. You always have a big
> > smile and are happy. This might be the year to think
> > about aerobics Maybe not.
> >
> > POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's
> > difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to
> > withdraw and develop a
> > don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you
> > become so withdrawn, people actually think you're
> > dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically
> > healthy but seems to work for you. You are a rare
> > breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You
> > are a night person and mind your own business.
> >
> > CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign.
> > If you work in an office, you're hanging around the
> > water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the
> > mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the
> > bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be
> > particularly attractive physically, but you have very,
> > very good heads.
> >
> > COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius
> > for communication. They love to get in the melting pot
> > of life and share their essence with the essence of
> > those around them. Collards make good social workers,
> > psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your< BR>personal life
> goes,
> > if you are Collards, stay away
> > from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot
> > of heartache.
> >
> > CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists
> > in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may
> > cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never
> > easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and
> > play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to
> > the clear surface of life, you are liked by most.
> > Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon
> > Pies.
> >
> > GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be
> > with others like yourself You like to huddle together
> > with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel
> > though, so maybe you should think about joining a
> > club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have
> > cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time.
> > If you can! go somewhere where they have all these
> > things, that serves you well. You are pure in heart.
> >
> > BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a
> > passionate desire to help your fellow man.
> > Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends
> > and loved ones, may find that your personality is much
> > too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply
> > because you are really much softer than you appear.
> > You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want
> > to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life.
> > On the road of life, you can be sure that people will
> > always pull over and stop for you.
> >
> > BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter
> > Bean to a party because Butter! Beans get along well
> > with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be
> > proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel
> > at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next
> > to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything
> > to do with Moon Pies.
> >
> > ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to
> > develop a tough exterior, but you are actua lly quite
> > gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old
> > friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and
> > insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned
> > with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned
> > with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric
> > in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably
> > want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is
> > another somewhat kinky mating possibility.
>
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