HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

 

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

 

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

 

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

 

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Dear Mom,

 

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

 

Love, Brian

 

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

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Dear Son,

 

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

 

Love, Mom

Marion J Chard
Proud Daughter of Walter (Monday) Poniedzialek
540th Engineer Combat Regiment, 2833rd Bn, H&S Co, 4th Platoon
There's "No Bridge Too Far"
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#2

Ah yes! The sneakiness that comes with experience!

 

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Maj Todd O. USMC, Retired
Grandson of LTC John O'Brien
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#3

You come up with the best STUFF!

Marion J Chard
Proud Daughter of Walter (Monday) Poniedzialek
540th Engineer Combat Regiment, 2833rd Bn, H&S Co, 4th Platoon
There's "No Bridge Too Far"
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That was a post card I bought decades ago from I don't even know where. Funny thing was in 1998 +/- I went to an air show at Dallas Love field and saw a B-17 (I got to crawl around in it - too cool for words but it struck me as very small!!). Later as I developed the film (once again B&W) I realized that it was the same plane that was in the old post card I had.

 

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Maj Todd O. USMC, Retired
Grandson of LTC John O'Brien
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#5

What a coincidence! :clappin2:

Marion J Chard
Proud Daughter of Walter (Monday) Poniedzialek
540th Engineer Combat Regiment, 2833rd Bn, H&S Co, 4th Platoon
There's "No Bridge Too Far"
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