06-17-2005, 08:32 PM
Here's a good one for you Papa;
Lemon Juice . . .
An old gent moved into a retirement community where good-looking, eligible men are at a premium. After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. Last week I had my way with seven different women"
The priest said, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No," replied the priest, "but it'll wipe that grin off your face."