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Muslum - Cadetat6 - 05-22-2005 Here is a good one from Mortarude, Patriot Files
Why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide Subject: >>> Why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide >>> >>> >>> >>> Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to >>> commit suicide.Let's see now . . >>> >>> No beer, >>> >>> No bars, >>> >>> No television, >>> >>> No Playboy or Penthouse, >>> >>> No baseball, >>> >>> No football, >>> >>> No rugby, >>> >>> No basketball, >>> >>> No hockey, >>> >>> No golf, >>> >>> No bikinis on the beach, >>> >>> No summer mini skirts and braless beauties, >>> >>> No pork BBQ, >>> >>> No hot dogs, >>> >>> No burgers, >>> >>> No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, >>> >>> No chocolate chip cookies, >>> >>> No Christmas, >>> >>> Rags for clothes and towels for hats, >>> >>> Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there >>> are no doctors, >>> >>> Constant wailing from the guy in the tower, >>> >>> You can't shave, >>> >>> Your wife can't shave, >>> >>> You can't shave your wife, >>> >>> Sand is everywhere, >>> >>> Sand gets into everything, >>> >>> You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet paper, >>> >>> You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning >>> camel dung, >>> >>> The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times, >>> >>> Your bride is picked by someone else, >>> >>> She smells just like your donkey, >>> >>> Your donkey has a better disposition, >>> >>> Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get the 27 virgins >>> and it all gets better! >>> >>> Nup,...no mystery here !!!! Muslum - Walt's Daughter - 05-22-2005 EGAD! |