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Holy Prostitutes...

 

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, in Kentucky , when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye...

It reads:

 

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION.... 10 MILES

 

He thinks this is a FIGMENT OF HIS IMAGINATION, and drives on....

 

Soon, he sees another sign which reads:

 

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION... 5 MILES

 

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are FOR REAL, and drives past a third sign, saying:

 

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION... NEXT RIGHT

 

His CURIOSITY gets the best of him, and he pulls into the drive...

 

On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building, with a small sign next to the door, reading:

 

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

 

He climbs the steps, and rings the bell...

The door is answered by a Nun, in a long black habit, who asks, "What may we do for you, my Son?"

 

He responds, "I saw your signs, along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business..."

 

"Very well, my Son. Please follow me." He is led, through many winding passages, and is soon quite disoriented.

The Nun stops, at a closed door, and tells the man, "Please knock, on this door."

 

He does so and another Nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup, answers the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100, in the cup; then go through the large wooden door, at the end of the hallway."

 

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall, and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.

 

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

 

GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED, BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!

 

:lol:

Great joke M-1 :P I tried hard to come up with the punch line before I finished reading the whole thing but it stumped me! :woof: