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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners

at the airports.


Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but

will detonate any explosive device you may have on you!


It would be a win-win for everyone - there would be none of this

crap about racial profiling and would eliminate a long and

expensive trial.


Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!


This is so simple that it's brilliant.


I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear

a muffled explosion.


Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,

"Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."